HERODIAN AND PILATIAN EXCESS EXPLAINED

it was always a struggle between venus and mars on earth till BC turned into AD ... then venus and mars had now to contend with a new rival ... prior to that moment everyone secretly favored venus's side when she meant warmth order and a quiet excitement and secretly then openly opposed mars when he threatened these standards ... and otherwise expressed their opinion that he should remain on the frontier for it was there he could best protect venus and her culture ... at which point mars got angry and swore vengeance if he got the chance on the rich jet set of industrialists in attendance on venus and her tycoon husband vulcan ... and vengeance he took on vulcan thereafter repeatedly regularly with venus herself to guide him ... and so the world kept tumbling round till in one moment it came to a stop ... venus and mars vulcan and the industrialists picked themselves up dusted themselves off and began to inquire what had knocked the earth off its course ... what they came up with startled them all ... a conception higher than olympian ... upsetting ... so they told the king to kill it